Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
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Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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