that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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