Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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