I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
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You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
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Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
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