great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
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