Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.