party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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