I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
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