So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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