my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
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i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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