i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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