Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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