Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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