Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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