I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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