im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
They have beer where we have blood.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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