And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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