I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
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He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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