I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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