What a fucking waste of an outfit
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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