that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
how drunk are you?
Several
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Randomize
