I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
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Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
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Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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