i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
My balls are so social today.
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Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
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Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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