Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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