I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
4 words: hood of his car
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Randomize