So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
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Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize