At least make sure they are 18
Why
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I have post one night stand depression
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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