it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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