ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Did you just see the Batmobile???
two words: eviction party
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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