I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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