I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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