you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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