You're my little dorito
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
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Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
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I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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