Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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