I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
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You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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