like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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