If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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