wake up i wanna do it froggy style
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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