i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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