So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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