week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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