big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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