I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
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Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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