Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
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