end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i wish my penis had a tongue
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Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
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Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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