Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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