if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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