If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
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correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people