I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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