Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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