Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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