Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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