If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Randomize
