dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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