That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
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So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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