worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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