Are we in a gay sports bar?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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