Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
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drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
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She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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