Three words: puerto rican gang bang
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
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I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
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I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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